Khym Chanur

A silly attempt to get suspended

Wed, 30 May 2007 01:57:47 GMT

So, I'm going to add "illegal activities" to my interests since illegal activities are, clearly, illegal, plus "fictional rape" and "fictional incest", which aren't illegal since they're fictional. Next, I'm going to link to Warriors for Innocence (with rel="nofollow" in the tag to not give them anymore PageRank), click on the link to add to their referral logs, and see what happens. This is unlikely to actually work, but I never do anything with this journal anyways.

Deep see spider

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:05:18 GMT

Looks like a weird daddy long legs.

Yet another meme

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 06:23:10 GMT

Your LJ Never-Ending Epic Fantasy Series by KeithF
Username
Series Title	Sword of Democracy
The Superpowered Peasant Hero(ine)	lordmookie
The Hero(ine)'s Designated Love Interest	ihatepottersues
The Hero(ine)'s Sidekick	silvrtongued
The Sidekick's Designated Love Interest	answeredriddle
The Hero(ine)'s Wise Mentor	ms_deathmatch
The Dark Lord	wank_reporter
Number of books in the series	9
The hero(ine) eventually becomes...	Angsty and suicidal
The series becomes famous for...	Being a barely-concealed platform for pro-gay-rights propaganda
You insist the series is Art in...	Book jackets

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Nothing to see here, move along.

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 00:23:41 GMT

Just trying to raise the Page Rank for Wikipedia's Alexis de Tocqueville Institution (ADTI) article. Nothing to see.

Mon, 24 May 2004 04:29:56 GMT

So, apparently, "All the popular guys" are TEH GAY. Either that, or a humorous transfiguration incident turned me female.

A funny Linux/SCO troll

Mon, 03 May 2004 03:50:01 GMT

For your amusement, a troll who claims that giving things away for free is unconstitutional:

If you look at free services such as Google or Yahoo, they maintain constitutionality by placing advertising on their services. What appears to be an unconstitutional giving away of free services, is in fact a clever advertisement vehicle.

Heeee!!

Surrounded by iditios

Thu, 04 Mar 2004 13:21:06 GMT

Just say NO to idiots.

I'm an Evil Overlord!

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 09:31:57 GMT

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the United States of America (except for Texas).
Your title will be:	Lord/Lady
You will succeed by:	Terrorism (assaulting the world with Olsen Twins movies).
Your Enforcers will be:	T1000s (from Terminator 2).
Your first act as ruler:	Remove anti-hate/bigotry laws just to see what would happen.

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

An Inu-Yasha Sue-mocking fic idea

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 10:33:38 GMT

Here's a idea for a Sue-mocking fic set in the Inu-Yasha universe.

When Naraku tries to create Kanna, something goes horribly wrong, resulting in him being possed by a Sue. She uses the shape changing powers of his body get a biologically impossible figure that would be the envy of any slut!Sue, though no matter what she does, she still can't get rid of the spider scar on her back (Wah! Life is so unfair!)

She then uses Naraku's patented Vats-o-Flesh (TM) to create Bishounen Spawn to do her bidding. Said bidding being to kill that skanky ho Kagome so she can have Inu-Yahsa all to herself. In between bungled attempts to assasinate Kagome, she kidnaps Inu-Yasha (again and again) to win his Twu Lurve, but even her Sue-powers can't overcome the fact that she still stinks of Naraku. And every time she kidnaps him, she tries increasingly bizarre and desperate methods to get the rosary off of his neck (since that can be the only possible explanation for why he isn't falling all over her), with each attempt nearly killing the poor boy.

She probably also tries to kill Kikyo and seduce Sessho-Maru.

Anyone who wants to can use this idea. I might have tried it myself, but I have no idea what sort of Bishounen Spawn a Mary Sue would create, or what their powers would be; I just haven't tortured myself with enough MS fanfics to be able to get into the mindset.

The downfall of my fandom

Fri, 16 Jan 2004 05:00:31 GMT

the downfall of your fandom by skuldchan
Username:
Fandom:
How it happened:	The world exploded, taking everything with it, along with your fandom

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Boy, Ryoga must have been really depressed to pull of a Shishi Hokodan that big...

My destined love...

Thu, 15 Jan 2004 06:03:46 GMT

What Anime Chacrater will you end up with? by devilfoxnaruto
Username
Eye Color
Personality Type
You will be with	Kagetsuya of Earthian.
You will live	in Bangor, Main.
You will	accidentally kill him during a sex game.

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Sigh. Why couldn't it have been Dita from VanDread? Oh well.